I Just Want to Take a Selfie

Just let me take a selfie..
I promise it won't take long!
Oh no - a photo bomb!
Let me take another one!
What could possibly go wrong?


Oh just another selfie...
This one should be quick!
Oh let's try one with this revolving door!
Please just six or seven more?
Oh dear, are you getting sick?


It's just a little selfie...
Why are you getting so upset?
Really, I just want to take a little more,
Then we'll hear right out the door!
What do you mean "we're already late!?"


I just wanted one more selfie...
But they took away my phone...
They called it an intervention!
But I have just one more question...
Do you know where I can buy... a... gun?